mashburger.

cambamalot:

planettampon:

Thoughts on Taken:

• Maggie Grace can run exactly like a 17-year-old.
• Liam Neeson’s nose.
• HOLLY VALANCE IS PLAYING A MEGA-FAMOUS POPSTAR. IRONY.
• That French dude is completely dickable.
• That French dude is EVIL. Take me NOW.
• Oh shiiiiiiiii—
• Hahaha, Father’s.
• Famke Janssen, more like Fake Tan-ssen HURRHURR.
• LIAM NEESON STOP TALKING PLZ.
• I’m bored of Liam Neeson hitting people.
• Okay shit’s exciting now.
• JUNKIE SLUTS ♥.
• Liam Neeson’s nose.
• This is exactly like 24.
• Blah blah, more running, driving, shooting, yelliiiiiing.
• FAT ARAB.
• Seriou—MAGGIE GRACE STOP RUNNING LIKE THAT?
• Why are you so happy, bitch? You were kidnapped, forced heroin and almost sold to Arabs to defoul your innocent pussy. STOP SMILING.
• HOLLY VALANCE AS A MEGA POPSTAR. HOLLY VALANCE IN A MANSION. HOLLY VALANCE. I bet she cried herself to sleep every night after filming.
• The end? Ugh. I could’ve been masturbating this whole time. Christ.

Weird. Watching this right now.