Dad and I just phoned the UK

And found out that I am officially classified as a UK citizen, by decent. Which means I can get a UK passport, and hold dual citizenship. Which makes life a heck of a lot easier, really. No fussy VISA nonsense. I have more rights in other European countries. And possibly no forced roadtrip to Melbourne for fingerprinting, either. 

Oh, the life of a British citizen IS grand.

In the words of the wise Cassidy - ‘that is the win’.

Life is excellent.