mashburger.

I’m going to explain something.

Timothy Benson is a boy that I used to work with. We’re very good friends - well we haven’t spoken much lately, but we were pretty close.

James Bolingbroke is Tim’s best friend, and also an ex of mine.

My full name is Ashleigh McManus.

James just came on msn and said:

im reading a forum for uni work…
and this dude posted exactly what i was thinking
check his name
McManus, Timothy James

Weird coincidence, huh?

James explains this away:

i feel like ive accessed the future
where yours and tims love child come back to the past to post in my forum
and you have named your son after me
and tim is vain enough to give his son his name as his middle name

WEIRD!