Options.

Stu:	don't do that. I was gonna shave my beard off for you.
Me:	*does again*
stu:	it was gonna be clean shaven, too.
Me:	what? I'll do anything! Do you want a blowjob?
Stu:	can I do you in the bum?
Me:	no.
Stu:	... I'll take a blowjob.