From CH, ‘What Does Your Accent Say About You’:
Australian:
Pros:
- You can literally get any American girl you want. Any girl.
- You’re really good at surfing. Actually, you’re really good at every extreme sport.
- You’re from the same country as Heath Ledger who was that guy who played the Joker in The Dark Knight. That’s awesome.
- You have a pet Koala Bear and a pet Kangaroo.
Cons:
- “Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!”
- You know, on a personal level, Steve Irwin, wife Terri and daughter Bindi Sue.
- “So I hear it rains a lot in England.”
- Vegemite.
So.. does this ‘get any girl’ thing work on guys? Like, from a girls perspective? Cos if so.. that’s where I’m going next I think.
Also, don’t knock Vegemite.