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Kelly: encouraging my alcoholism.
  • Me:

    The more I think about tonight, the more it makes sense for me to volunteer as deso.

  • Kelly:

    What! You can't! You have to drink! It so won't be the same if you don't drink! haha

  • Me:

    Hahaha! So not the response I was expecting!

  • Kelly:

    You were expecting me to want you as my deso instead of my wingwoman?! I don't think so!

  • Me:

    Bahaha! I thought it would be cheaper and easier... lol! I can drink if you want! :P

  • Kelly:

    lol you know you want to . I'll buy some wine for predrinks and we'll be set!