May 2009
May 31st
“Many gingers, Hattenstone notes, “say they’ve been bullied or...”
– To all of my friends. Especially those who I spend the week in Melbourne with. Calling me names such as ‘Ginger Tree’ and ‘Jet Star’ and ‘Ginger Jets’ is pretty much committing a hate crime against Gingers.
May 30th
“Sociability is now made up of a thousand little niches, a thousand little...”
– The Coming Insurrection.
May 30th
“I am what I am.” My body belongs to me. I am me, you are you, and...”
– The Coming Insurrection. The book which this was extracted from has recently been dubbed a ‘manual for terrorism’ by the French authorities, and they have arrested some of the alleged authors. It’s an interesting read, nonetheless.
May 30th
16 Sleeps.
thommo: mashburger: Fuuuuuck. Booked my accomm for Edinburgh, and my train pass from Oxford to York. Holy shit. 16 BAH! 6 sleeps mofo! Are you guys coming to The Ukraine? Oh yeah, I’ve been meaning to email you, we really can’t afford it. We got literally to putting in the credit card details on the flights, and we both looked at each other and just exited everything -...
May 30th
16 Sleeps.
Fuuuuuck. Booked my accomm for Edinburgh, and my train pass from Oxford to York. Holy shit.
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Sorry about the Boosh overload. I'll stop now.
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Fuck you, alarm clock
gompr: You’re not even mine. And you didn’t wake up your owner. You only woke me up. At 5:45 AM. After a night of drinking. Manners question: since I turned off this dude’s alarm, do I have to wake him up? I mean, why would you need to wake at 5:45 on Saturday? Yes! haha. just poke him a whole lot.
May 29th
Australia's Funniest Home Videos, will you cheer...
jaggerjack: mashburger: Answer: Most probably. Incorrect, 0/1 The correct answer is not a snowball’s chance in hell Well, Mr Ryan, what would you suggest? I watched Hot Rod (actually almost twice) yesterday, so that’s out of the question too. edit: Speaking of snowballs, we also watched ‘the mutant killed snowman’. It was.. shit.
May 29th
Australia's Funniest Home Videos, will you cheer...
Answer: Most probably.
May 29th
“I can’t stop seeing the choreography when I hear it. My foot just starts doing...”
– Beyonce. (via jakec) looool. I’m going to make sure I have this on my phone, and on the odd chance I ever run into her Ima blast it and watch what happens. Assuming this is referring to ‘All The Single Ladies’?
May 29th
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On my last post, concerning Gaga.
The reel at the start, that explained her history and her credentials, was impressive. I was thinking to myself, ‘Maybe I misjudged her?’ But then she started talking. And there is just something about that girl that I do not like, at all. I don’t understand the facination people seem to have with her. Can someone PLEASE explain?
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May 27th
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I really want to go to Chernobyl.
Thommo invited Brooke and I to go with him and his mates (in his words, the more Aussies, the merrier!), and I’m incredibly keen. Looking at the pricing is stressing me out just a little bit, seeing as I can’t forecast where i’ll be financially at that point in time (late June/early August). But going to Chernobyl would be an amazing experience. Sure, I might come away from the...
May 27th
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How nice.
cocopops: Now, doing lates, i’m normally ‘head down, avoid everyone’ when i get on the bus. So I dont think I come off as a heaps nice person. But its purely because i dont want to attract any attention by looking at people. haha But tonight as I got off the bus and I was walking down the almost pitch black path, it was suddenly lit up. The bus driver had put his high beams on until he wouldnt...
May 27th
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MSN, why you gotta be such a douche?
Just work. And I’ve installed flash. I’ve clicked that little install button about 60 times. If you could just work, and be happy and normal, then I’d be happy and normal. But no. I’m all sad and frustrated.
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What I just ate:
Rice. Well, at least that’s what I was originally planning. Rice with some butter. Yum! But, while the rice was cooking, I was struck with some inspiration. So I fried up some bacon, onion and tomato, with some oregano, thyme and garlic salt. Mixed it all in a bowl with some soy sauce.. SO good.
May 26th
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“Mum said it was funny how one day you’re not famous, and the next day you are....”
– (via iwontallowit) My name’s Dale Kerrigan. And this is my story.
May 25th
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I guarantee you;
jaggerjack: I’m driven now and I will do this and you will smile at the end of it all. I hope you do, I really do. And I look forward to receiving regular updates on the progess (;
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“Never ever judge a book by its cover. Especially if it’s a painting.”
– Shaun Micallef. Love him.
May 25th
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Just finished downloading the first episode of...
‘Quentin Welcher is a man driven by a massive ego. A solicitor who fancies himself as a barrister, Quentin envisages himself as respected by his peers, a mentor to his staff and the patriarch of Welcher and Welcher, the law firm established by his father. In his eyes, his wife looks up to him both personally and professionally and his devoted son is keen to...
May 25th
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Tumblr: Show followers instead of tumblarity for... →
acewepeel: imtumblar: vhudy6tx4dik9ol: Make your dashboard show your follower count instead of your tumblarity again. Thank God. Are they ever going to remove tumblarity? Surely the negative feedback would make it logical.
May 25th
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Goodnight, you. x
Soon it will be goodbye. And I don’t really want it to mean what it means.
May 25th
The next time ya'll hear from me... I'll be in...
(via joelleworkman) Haha where? And til when? I’ll be there in 22 sleeps :) Look forward to the pictures!
May 25th
I think that despite my majority of followers...
jakec: When the clock strikes midnight, you’re gonna get some. Fags. Oh comeon, I hinted! Doesn’t that count for anything?!
May 24th