March 2008
butter is like a prerequisite for vegemite.
“You know you’re in love with a person when you talk to them for a minimum of 20...”
– From Be Kind Rewind. (via onemoretimewithfeeling) (via mascarah) (via joshruben) I talk to a lot of people in my head, actually. Stuff that I don’t have the courage to say, stuff that I just plain don’t want to say. I also imagine things happening.. like people’s faces if I just...
Watchhahahaha. really, ignore my singing at the end. it was meant to be over the top and stupid, and it just turned out to be stupid. if you could see my facial expressions and my actions, it might make a bit more sense). but really, enjoy and have a laugh at what we got up to on friday night. kevin is the one getting serenaded, jackson is the one in the white being an idiot (in a good way), jimmy (dr...
No Unwanted Metaphors.
She quietly took comfort in the fact that she wasn’t in love, watching the sun come up was just that much simpler. No unwanted metaphors comparing the ball of fiery gas to made up emotions, or the sky to her eyes. Just her and the sun rise. And nothing else. This was written by one Mr. Jordan Stewart. I don’t know why, I just like this poem. A lot. Just thought I should share. If...
HEY NICK GRAY
oats: zoya: What do you do with a dead chemist? You Barium That one was meant specifically of you, ali and kim. Oh, i miss the days when we used to watch ‘atoms of fire’ in yr 11 + 12 chemistry.
my friend ali recently named her top friends, according to a perfume. now, this was not just a random process. she went through and found a perfume that deduced everyone’s personality, that fit her idea of them. and I think it’s brilliant. this was her explantion to me: there’s reason to my rhyme with the perfumes kim is the perfume queen, so she has the queen of perfume, daisy,...
“i just opened my anatomy book and BAM! boobies”
– HAHAHAHA. kim. just now. on msn. made my day hahaha.
Women and Jealousy. →
I think everyone should read this article, and even if they don’t agree with it, try to be open to the writers viewpoint. I don’t think anyone will actually change BECAUSE of this article, but it doesn’t hurt to be a little bit more aware.
“Why does physical intimacy have to be all or nothing, either ‘real sex’ or ‘no...”
– This quote is from a book, The Hite Report on Women Loving Women by Professor Shere Hite (and no, tim and james, it is NOT about lesbians). I read this article, and really enjoyed it. Especially because I can see myself in some of these stories. Not all, and not all the time. Mostly just when I feel...
zachklein: I feel crazy! I am paralyzed! I have a bible-length list of things to do this morning but I can’t stop hanging out on the Internet. How can I possibly have time to consider your ideas when I have so many of my own to think about? I strive for balance. I get this when I get on the internet too, especially before I have to go to work. As I can choose when I want to work, i fins...
plans.
we have plans. big plans. well, maybe not that big, but i’m hoping for at least a moderate amount of hilarity. friday’s funny forecast: hilarious. here’s a little snippet of what’s to come: The executive transforms the landscape, His snobbery forcing a superb interference without parody. Why does the incorrect comic elect the guilt? It allows his appointed power to...
Me: you're the yellow variety.
Me: like a banana
Me: OR A BEE!
Me: damn twinkie.
Peter: twinkieeee
Peter: and ur a...
Peter: i hav nothing lol
Peter: a cloud?
Peter: white outside white inside
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lol. for those of you who don't know, a twinkie is a reference to harold and kumar go to white castle, and means to be yellow on the outside, white on the inside. peter fong is asian. and one of our more regular jokes is simply racist comments back and forth. weird. i have that sort of thing with many of my asian friends. a running joke with kim and jocelyn, two more of my asian friends, would be that i'd refuse to give something to kim, but then let jocelyn have it. and kim would call me racist. get it?! cos they're both asian. so i'm not really being racist. ahhh, never mind...
“Bang Bang Gardening!”
– Kim and I were discussing DIY house stuff, and how her parents do EVERYTHING. And i mentioned how dad was doing all the landscaping at our old house, and then he got shot, and all his STAR force mates pitched in and finished it so he’d get a big surprise when he came home. Kim’s...
“And then last night i had that strange dream
Where everything was exactly how...”
– if only this were true. but i like the song! sleeping in - the postal service. i love the postal service. they’re one of the few bands that i’ve been listening to for years, and never get sick of their songs.
bored.
i’m bored. i’m bored. i’m really bored.