November 2008
Early one tonight, I think.
I don’t have to be up until 7.45 - which means I get a glorious nine and a half hours sleep. This should be great.
If you look carefully, there's a double meaning...
Someone: Watch out! Iain's coming in the driveway! (we were all standing around in the driveway)
Ben: What? Iain's coming in the driveway?
Renae and I: Ben! That's dirty!
Ben: Iain's dirty - he's the one coming in the driveway.
Then he tickled me.
Mike: Break the pickle. *holding both his index fingers next to each other*
Me: What?
Mike: Break the pickle!
Me: *Pulls his fingers apart*
Mike: Tickle tickle!
“The “Arrested Development” movie may be inching toward reality, as creator Mitch...”
– WWTDD (via bobloblawslawblog)
Love arrives safely with suitcase in toe. ...
Blood Donation
nuugen:
danreb:
Donated blood today for the first time since about February (i think), it’s been too long :-p With colds during winter and being busy with work, just couldn’t find the time til now. This was my 6th donation.
Donating blood can help save up to 3 lives, think about it ;-)
omgosh, i totally have been wanting to do this, but i have a horrible horrible fear of needles and i faint...
i had the most amazing dream last night.
It was as if all of my christmas’s had come at once, in dream form. It made waking a sad affair, being stolen away from those magical worlds hidden just under my eyelids.
“You are thinking of the things you could have in common with her. You are...”
– Broken Chair Essays.
I'm like a fox swimming in the night sky, every...
sevenretardedsquirrels:
Stealth as getting my shift extended and getting extra discount against store policy. That man will never cease to amaze me.
Hahaha. Are you talking about Iggy? You know you are.
Watchrickyv:
streeter:
We’ve never had a harder time shooting a Hardly Working than we did with this one. Nobody could keep it together when Ricky was saying “If you’re going to use two, just use one. If you’re going to use two, just use one.” Enjoy.
Hahaha. I like this. I especially like the little kick at the end.
bensley:
Stepping Stones - N. T. Bullock
...
That was weird..
I went for a walk/jog just then.. and as I was jogging I saw a dark patch on the bitumen. I would have kept running past it, but I noticed that it had run onto the grass next to the path, and was a reddish colour. I stopped and had a quick look, figuring it was maybe red cordial? Or someone got a bloodnose? I really wasn’t sure. After the quick pause, I continued jogging. As i jogged past a...
sigh
danielslee:
Sighsighsigh
Sigh.
I love Wednesdays at work.. just for the Arkaba. The people are hilarious. I was laughing pretty mucht he whole time.
When we were leaving today, Jarred and I were standing around talking to Tim, Ross, and another female merchandiser. Ross was trying to be nice (since he’d been giving me glares and poking out his tongue the whole time we’d been there. Grrr) but then had to go serve...
Hey, wow, did you see how great your butt looks...
(via yourdailyaffirmation)
Daily Affirmation is awesome. I’m going to enjoy getting something like this every day :)
JC
just because :)
nuugen:
copycats:
“Nowhere Man” by Of...
and, i don’t care if i get called a dork for that last post. you know who you are. ;)
The amount of time I may have to wait is a scary prospect, because I think it may be a while. Also, I don’t know what would be scarier, that fact that I may be waiting forever, or the fact that I may not be ABLE to wait forever.
Sex Blogging.
Me: i was too busy looking at the picture you tumbld.
Me: wasnt paying attention.
Me: ;)
Jackson: hahah
Jackson: yeah well lets not lie
Jackson: im a stunner.
Me: well, i was looking through your heart and into your soul.
Me: because the eyes are the window to the soul.
Jackson: my eye has a hair in the way damn it.
Jackson: otherwise it was exactly how i had hoped
Me: you've just got the curtains slightly drawn
Jackson: and i've wooed countless girls as a result.
Me: i can only imagine.
Me: you must have the girls knocking down your door.
Me: your poor gf must be distraught with jealousy.
Jackson: i live in a cave though.
Jackson: so, yeah, theres no door.
Jackson: i never told you but.
Me: so right now, you're in a cave somewhere, surrounded by girls?
Me: like some king of the cavemen?
Me: you pull all the chicks.
Me: and have about 50,000,000 children
Jackson: hahaha
Jackson: all the chicks pull me
Jackson: OH SNAP TRISTAN; SNAP
Me: hahahaha
Me: that's deep, real deep
Me: *suss emoticon*
Jackson: haha. look ash.
Jackson: if your going to keep building up this sexual tension between us.
Jackson: we might aswell just do it
Jackson: get it out of the way
Jackson: im just putting it out there, really.
Me: me building the sexual tension?
Me: i'd say it's like, 60% you.
Me: but seriously. time and place, jackson.
Me: time and place.
Jackson: haha, look im just trying to find decent enough lines to get tumbld.
Jackson: its all i ever want from you.
Jackson: tumbls and sex.
Jackson: or a combination of the two
Jackson: tumblsex.
Me: am i allowed to tumbl any of this conversation?
Me: cos i'm itching to.
Jackson: pretty much the whole thing is asking for it.
Me: it's not the only thing asking for it.
Me: i'm looking at you.
Jackson: hahahah
Jackson: that was well played
“im really busy in my study. i just noticed your sub name thing on msn, about...”
– Kevin. As my sub name in msn I had ‘loneliness is not a lack of people - it’s a lack of understanding.’, as per what Ronen blogged the other day - it really hit me. Kevin just made me smile lots. Also, then we talked about nipples, and he drew me a picture of a nipple. What every...
A little part of me died when I realised how much...
I really don't want to be alone..
Yet I think I drive people away when I feel they’re getting too close.
Why is that?
To be drunk or not to be? that is the question.
danielslee:
we’ll see in a few hours, but not likely. although, beer pong gets me competitive.
This is my problem. To drink or not to drink.
Dad and I just phoned the UK
And found out that I am officially classified as a UK citizen, by decent. Which means I can get a UK passport, and hold dual citizenship. Which makes life a heck of a lot easier, really. No fussy VISA nonsense. I have more rights in other European countries. And possibly no forced roadtrip to Melbourne for fingerprinting, either.
Oh, the life of a British citizen IS grand.
In the words of the...
Me: HOW CUTE IS SHE?!
Ryan: meh
Ryan: not as cute
Ryan: as you!
Watchpeterwknox:
jakeandamir:
Dating Service
HAhaha. There are a LOT of really good lines in this one. They’re back on track and I’m glad, because they were losing me for awhile.
New fav, I think :)
I'm considering growing a very tiny ponytail
bobloblawslawblog:
decisions decisions
Do it do it do it. And then post pictures. For your followers amusement.
You could do it as a social experiment - see if your gain or lose followers based on the length of your ponytail.
That was the product of a very bored night. I'd...
Wet Grass in Autumn.
“When all else fails,” she tentatively typed, “you will still have me”. She paused, staring at the computer screen, thinking calmly to let all the thoughts that were racing around her head settle into one clear idea, like an orange leaf toppling from a tree during the autumn months. Although she didn’t know it yet, this leaf – although seemingly wonderful and majestic as it floats slowly towards...
A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in... →
‘A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women’s stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.’
Hah!! Hahahah!
bagcoffee:
4am. I’m awake. Why?
The question is, why aren’t you blogging more?! My tumblr’s gone all quiet, no one seems to be online. Damn Australia for being out of sync with the rest of the internet.
“I’m thinking about you in my secret language”
– Of Montreal, Nonpareil of Favor
“I close my eyes, thinking that there is nothing like an embrace after an...”
– Mariah White, from Jodi Picoult’s book, Keeping Faith.
