January 2008
this is such a strange song. it’s sweet...
Reece: lol well make sure you remember this cause i mean it
Reece: get me a clean mankini and i swear on my games that i will wear it at a party of MY choise when im really drunk this year
Reece: you heard it here
Reece: you can copy and paste to show me people the proof
Reece: i swear
Ash: i'll do the next best thing
Ash: i'll tumble it!
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for those of you who don't know, a mankini is the bathing suit that borat wore. you know the bright green one? yeah, if it happens, expect pictures on here.
choosing uni courses.
me: EUST 1000 Modern Imagination in Europe
me: like i'd want to learn about how they imagine in europe!
ali: tumble that!!!!
“don’t fight it, if you don’t know what it is.”
– -the panics song, don’t fight it. i’m fighting something, but i really, truly don’t know what it is. some day’s it’s more evident than others, and today i truly feel like i’m fighting a blind battle.
“Bill Gates invented WINDOWS??”
– tara. we had a guest speaker, and was talking about windows, as in the operating system. tara: smart, funny, wonderful tara thought he was talking about the house fitting. it took her a few moments to realise her mistake, in which i’d already told our whole year level. then she tried to act...
Me: But I already proved you wrong on this!
Kim: No, because of the Chords in a semi-circle theorem, it’s correct!
Me: Kim! I already said that that’s not right cuz it doesn’t pass through the centre of the circle!
Both: MRS. IND!!!
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us in maths. miss these days as well. we used to have so much fun. this was obviously one of those times where we actually did work, not one of the days where the other girls abused us because we did no work but got good marks. =D
most times we'd just sit there and giggle at whatever took our fancy.
usually some sort of maths joke, or insult aimed at each other.
“Double HELIX meaning! Wait. Did I just say that?”
– Ali. shows how much of a science nerd she really is. she added the helix in there accidentally. i thought she was joking around xD
*I said something strange*
*Tara getting confused between ‘are you serious’ and ‘oh my god*
Tara: Are you GOD??
Me: Yes. Yes I am.
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i can't believe tara's moved to port lincoln. i miss her.
Kim: We get so distracted all the time.
Me: I know! Anyway, then I said..
Kim: LOOK AT THE BIRD!
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hahahaha. i remember this, we were driving around. kim didn't even plan that! she legitimately got distracted.
“im gonna write my anger on a melon and send it to u”
– me. part of an msn convo between bec and i in yr 10. i just found a whole heaps of old documents that are hilarious, reading back over them =D
“A spiny, Asian evergreen tree (Citrus limon) widely cultivated for its yellow,...”
– this is the definition of ‘lemon’. bec once wrote it on a lemon and gave it to me. we had this big joke about a lemon.. i can’t remember. all i remember is that that lemon stayed in my top drawer until it was all shrivel-ey and hard. i wish i still had it.
“Ash’s Physics Question:
Q. If Kim’s vomit travels 5m/sec towards...”
– AHAHAHA. i found this in a random file on my computer… this was so long ago! year 10, after kim threw up at the show, and we were bored in physics. that was the funniest thing to ever happen at the show… followed secondly by reece getting yelled at by a random bogan for breaking a...
Creating Verbs
After reading a little post from the Mashburger, it suddenly occured to me that the word “tumble” has become a verb. To “tumble” something, is the act of posting it on Tumblr. If someone says something stupid, its usually followed by something a little like this: “So tumbling that! You idiot!” Thus, poor Reece Matthews is usually at the recieving end of...
aussie day.
reece: yeah, well what about THIS *rolls up sleeve and flex's bicep*
iain's daddy: what are you, gay or something?
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wouldn't be australia day without aggressive questions of sexuality.
“to violence against james, kim remains neutral.”
– kim. her variation of this and this. bahahaa.
“if you put that on tumblr ill hunt you down with the lightsaber i got from the...”
– how reece really feels about me posting what he says. i think he’s less than impressed.
computer game discussion.
Reece:
well remmeber microsoft pretty much own all xbox and mainstream pc cause games only mainly work on microsoft computers, xbox and pc are working together cause they have put xbox live on pc now
Reece:
so they are like married making babies
Reece:
and playstation is out giving its self a hand job
“ow! it doesn’t even hurt!”
– ali lol. she whipped herself with the whip, said ow as a reaction, followed in quick succession with ‘it doesn’t even hurt!’. then realised what she’d said. shortly after this kim almost fell off the bed, and then we realised her top was inside out.
romp.
tonight was much fun. dinner with three of my favourite girlies: debb; ali; and kim. and my favourite four year old masseuse, karl. although, he does like to mock me. but these girls, + tara (who is in lincoln) are the four girls who i know i don’t ever, ever want to lose contact with after school, from my core group anyway. as much as i change, these girls will remain my links to a more...
“i think its funny you’re the only one that does tell their mum about the...”
– from tim. haha. rosemary loves it.
room change!
i moved my room around! and i know it’s not that exciting but.. i’m excited!! haha. it was heaps random. i just started tidying up, and then i realised i didn’t like the way it was, and then i roped mum into helping me move it around. i feel… invigorated! i want new furniture. ikea trip soon, yes lee? i also want to paint my wall. i don’t know what colour.
The night engulfs me. The light, glowing from the monitor. Provides the only source of illumination. And cuts through the darkness. Like a knife cuts through water. . The sounds are so different. Magnified. More real. More substantial. . I can hear the wind rattling my window. Shaking the trees. Disturbing the calm. And i wish it was the only thing that was disturbing me.
one of the first songs i really liked by regina...
argh.
seriously?! seriously. why do people see me as such a threat? it makes me laugh sometimes. i never thought that i, of all people would be seen as a threat. but it’s been happening increasingly, lately. i seriously just want to crawl into a hole and be left there for a while. and come out and start a-fresh. seriously, i’m sorry if you think that, and you know who you are. but dw,...
confused.
i don’t actually know what’s going on. actually, i think i know what’s going on, and that’s what pains me. the more i think about it, the more viable it seems. and the more upset i get. i suppose i’ll get over it. but i guess i just don’t understand how everything changed so fast. or why, for that matter. all i know, is that at this moment i don’t...
ash: so, arrested development or fight club. jason bateman or shirtless brad pitt?
tim: how did this decision become about which guy you want to watch? what's so hot about jason bateman anyway?
ash: he's just funny. i'm into funny guys.
tim: so's your mum. *points to self*
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hah. us. just now. we're slightly intoxicated. and jason bateman is HOT! but then again, so is brad pitt. thankyou snatch. mmmm pikey's.
Cloverfield adventure.
I was going to tumble something but ash isn’t anymore so now I can’t be bothered. All up movie was heaps good, spider crabs are scary they make people explode. I shoved a burger into ash’s mouth while she was driving and lets not talk about the lettuce flying out the window debacle. Paying out Reece is funny. The End. :P — nuugen i blogged this, didn’t i? *eyebrow raise*...
Chantells Mum...
I just needed to tumble this! So,… Me and Mash were discussing how SWEET it was that Chantells had MSN!.. My new lifes ambition is to get her mums Msn Addy. If I do ill be so proud of myself lol If anyone has it, TELL ME NOW! Lol /|TiM|/ P.s. No, i dont want it just to hit on Chantells mum *shifty eyes* Lol — burntim haha. the point is, what WEREN’T we talking about. hey, tim, hey?...
uni.
haha, yeah ash, i’ll take you. — ali-with-an-i omg. group stationary shopping. my dream is coming true. =D
uni.
yes ashimus vanilla bear, i will go with you stationary shopping. hahaha. — nuugen yay! this is why i have best friends. so i can go stationary shopping with them! i love you kim! (because you take me stationary shopping, and because you have guitar hero. hehe)
uni.
i’ve been deciding whether i should go to uni this year, rather than defer for a year. and then i realised. i just want to go to uni so i can go stationary shopping. LOL out loud. someone take me stationary shopping with them? kim, ali, i’m looking at you.
“How can you train your heart? It’s a lot like training your eye: there was...”
– the author of this site is so poetic. it’s wonderful, the way she is able to capture this instances in time, these feelings.
“shit, im reading up on gamma ray bursts, wouldnt want one of those to his earth”
– reece. after a temporary lapse in conversation, in which i was looking at this site, he comes up with this. that is so reece.
groping.
Me: well, after you groped me, you should probably be a little more humble
Me: groper!
Me: *points at reece*
Reece: lol no i dont think so
Me: i sure do haha
Me: we were talking about that at victor. that was one of the funniest things of the night
Reece: and yeah kaine and nathan did way more to your chest than i ever have in my life
Reece: as in nothing ash
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discussing the 'groping' incident at mrotek's 18th. laugh out loud.
“We stumble around, make mistakes, hurt each other terribly, and grow older.”
– i wonder who wrote this website, who was so intuitive and coherent, who easily put down all of these thoughts that all at once seem to apply to me, yet be completely unrelated.
“They had made that easy mistake, the one so many couples make, of growing too...”
– this website has so many cute stories, based around found objects. this one was based on the relationship of grapes and sizz, the scissors. the dynamics that they explore within relationships are facinating, and the personification of the objects makes the stories all that more interesting. these...
“Somehow Blue always managed to make Grapes feel truly and unequivocally beloved....”
– from here. yes.
