December 2007
New Years Excitement!
Ash: Its gonna be so fucking off tap!
Tim: Haha i know aye i cant wait
Tim: But i should sleep tonight cause im not going to be tommorow
Tim: But meh ill just sleep all day tommorow
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reblogged from le timothy stidston.
“if i get cuddles every time i help you out with your diabolical schemes ill have...”
– jake. i haven’t seen him for SO LONG. and that makes me sad. he can acually make me laugh unlike any other. ILL EAGLE? chyea. that’s what i thought.
attack of the clones
ash: it's a foolproof plan!
jake: but what happens if someone tries to foil your plan
jake: but theyre not a fool!
jake: cos its not geniusproof!
birthday messages.
i managed to get quite a few birthday msgs, and a lot of them made me feel really very special - naturally i have to share them here! well, reece was the first, msging me at midnight, simply saying: happy birthday. you’re legal as. next, a surprising one from jordan: happy birthday! hope you’re well. i trust christmas went smoothly and you’re recovering from a good nigth haha....
“i’m hell gonna take my pants off if i don’t end up somewhere soon”
– timothy.
“nah ill give the beach a miss, but id be more than happy to grab one of your...”
– reece.
“Chin Stroker - A Jaw Line Story”
– reece and i are making a movie. it shall focus mainly of the story of *the* jaw. and maybe have a secondary plor involving the coicidences of his father having the same star sign as me, and the same last name as reece.
“Kevin Rudd may have knocked off John Howard to become Australia’s Prime...”
– the synopsis of the aforementioned adbusters article, from the upcoming issue. a bit harsh, no?
Guy Rundle: The Upside Down Under →
‘Founded as a convict dumping ground, and with no central moment of self-liberation or revolution to look back on as an identity-defining event, Australians have often looked to sport as a way to define themselves.’ What? Sure, I’m part of an Australia with no historical George ‘Cherry Tree’ Washingtons but that’s, well… irrelevant. What if I’m...
Digging a hole and the walls are caving in ...
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Blog
This “blog” is pretty much pointless now. The only people that know about it are my friends and that rather limits what I can post on here. There are plenty of things I would like to say, but can’t in fear of having to explain things to people in real life, which I hate. I’m faced with either continuing posting lame pictures and stupid video links here or starting a new...
“looks good. now take it off before you stain it with your armpits.”
– scott. to meagan. i don’t think he realised just how he sounded until after he said it, and brooke and i burst into laughter. followed by one of rhett’s ‘looks’. pretty sure he thinks i’m an idiot. and not in a joke sense, either. XD
big heads and penis's.
ash: did you just acknowledge me as a girl?
reece: lol yes i did, is that so hard to believe
ash: i'm just so used to being called a boy!
ash: or you know... being referenced as having a penis.
ash: or even being called penis
reece: haha yeah well just a funny joke we like to use, and will use you years to come
ash: never mind if it destroys my self confidence in the meantime
reece: lol well at least your head ain't over sized
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he really does have a big head. XD
reece-meister.
ash: this is scary
reece: it's actually the best thing ever
ash: it's actually making me cry
reece: it's actually turning me on
reece: along with the jaw
ash: ummmmm...
ash: tempted to tumble that haha
reece: do it and the jaw gets it.
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part of a four hour msn conversation with mr matthews last night. most of the conversation was dedicated to his jaw, and the song 'whip it good'. =)
hmmm.
We took it as a joke. Laughing and playing. Like the children we are. But so desperately pretend we’re not. Every now and then. We’d snap back into reality. Chase our dreams for a while. But then. Slowly but surely. Sink back into the pattern we were used to. The pattern was etched like stitchwork. Across our minds. Embroidered into every corner. Neatly. Did we...
kim
kim: oh, after reading your tumblr.
kim: i will run into the ocean fully clothed with you
kim: but we can't go too deep
ash: cos you can't swim.
“the hype for a TER is ridiculous”
– -chantell and she is so unbelievably right.
rankings.
so the ter’s came out today. why is there such a big deal about it? it a stupid little number, that we’ll forget about in a couple of days or weeks anyway. i’ve seen people really happy, i’ve seen people pissed off, i’ve seen people embarrassed, and i’ve seen people upset. myself, i’m alright with mine. a little indifferent. i was happier in the days...
“No place is boring, if you’ve had a good night’s sleep and have a...”
– Robert Adams i agree with this, in a big way. i want to start taking my camera everywhere. i want to get back into photography, in a big way.
I really just want to go to sleep.
says ash. THRUST! major THRUST! manananajamnaananama
myspace
it’s funny how we’re so caught up on top friends. do we judge the way other people see us as how far up or down we are in their top friends? it’s almost as if we judge our worth as a person by how many people’s top friends we’re in. what is this generation coming to? yeah. i was talking to chantell. and i thought.. ‘ehhhh.. may as well post that.’
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Dear Ashleigh.
I have now officially updated my tumblr account as you can see. Please will you talk to me now. Thanks. Yours sincerely, Your asian pal Kim. — nuugen hmmm.. i’ll think about it. wait! i already talked to you! to organise tonight! mission… failed. :|
rofl
there are many variations of this. rolf. rolling on laughing floor. made up in schoolies.. i believe by nathan lowe and myself. appropriate at all times. rofg. rolling on the floor, grieving. here. look at the first one. enough said. are you laughing? you should be. rocl. rolling on clouds, laughing. stolen from tim and chantell. ftw for that! hopefully more to come. not a very well thought...
STALKER!
Tim: What did you do with my camera
Tim: Cause i couldnt find it in the morning LOL
Tim: Good thing you didnt touch my binoculars LOL
Ash: hehe
Ash: we did, however, take your gun
Tim: LOL SHIT!
Ash: we ddn't feel too safe when you had it
Tim: Aww id never hurt you
Tim: I was only going to shoot james so you could be all mine
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haha. tim stidsten and i talking about him stalking me, me finding him in the boot of my car asleep, and leaving him there. but taking his camera and his gun. and trust me, there were some very intriguing pictures on that camera. i mean, how the hell did he even GET that one?
“I read once about a woman whose secret fantasy was to have an affair with an...”
– -Ben Willis from the movie Cashback. it was, honestly, one of the best movies i’ve seen in a long, long time. I wish i could condense the movie into a few short sentences and share it with you, but i can’t. you’re going to have to watch it yourself. and trust me, you will not be...
lymerics
one day tim went for a walk, and passers by started to gawk, cos he tripped on a nail which then did impale and poor tim was left lined in chalk tim, the poetic genius wrote that (about himself hahaha). i wish i could take credit though. but i think everyone should write me some haikus. about themselves, of course. or. if you’re feeling generous, about me ;)
Snowstorm The snowstorm came on slow at first like an afterthought, or a student driver. We met in the middle of the park our faces halved by the coiling wool around our necks. The lights in the trees flashed and moved like a thousand tiny photographers hiding in the dark. It was cold but we didn’t care, the cold only added a sharp awareness all around us Making everything seem endearing and...